Slow day in the land of stupid

It's been a very slow day in celebville, and one of my favourite gossip blogs has been down all weekend, leaving me chomping and the bid for new leads.

Of the trash I did manage to dredge up, it's good to know that some things never change. And in the land of stupid:

Britney buys her 1,7089000th Starbucks while looking very pregnant, and actually smiling for once - now that is new! (Nice legs)

And Paris and Stavros have broken up again. This time over a text message argument that transpired at P-Diddy's party.

"Paris was clapping at Diddy's trampoline antics while Stavros was on the other side of the pool, glaring at her," a source told the London Mirror. "He began texting Paris to come over, but she refused, sending him harsh messages on her diamante-covered Blackberry. Eventually, she stormed over and yelled, "Don't you trust me? Get over it!" Source

I guess when you are that rich and stupid, you no longer actually get up and walk to where your boy/girlfriend is standing to have a conversation - far better to do it over text message, while maintaining steely eye-contact. I mean, like there's any other way?

And when Puff Daddy isn't causing couples to breakup with his seductive trampolining antics (what are they like 8-years-old?), he's shooting a bond-style commercial for his new fragrance, Sean John.

Photos c/o people.aol.com