Brangalina & Shiloh immortalised in fugly wax effigy

So I'm sick for two days, and what happens in my absence? Only the ugliest, creepiest waxwork creation of Angelina, Brad and baby Shiloh - that's what. You know you must be super famous when people make scary effigys that don't even look like you out of wax. More pictures of the fugly thing here.

I contracted a weird coughing virus this week, and as it happens, got called with a bunch of work. Work is good and always welcome, but why is it the moment I get sick, and a temperature, and can hardly focus because my eyes are running and burning, suddenly loads of people need things from me? Other days, when I'm fit and healthy - there's me watching Oprah and painting my nails, I mean, running 5k, doing research for my book, helping the needy.

And in celeb news:

- Another alleged (unaccompanied by any photos) celebrity sighting of Suri Cruise.

- According to her recently laid-off pool man Britney spears is not very nice.

MSNBC reports:

"I was hanging out a little bit,” ex-employee Jon LaLanne told In Touch Weekly. “She came out screaming at Kevin for lying around, then looked at me like I was to blame.” The next day, LaLanne, says he got a call from Spears’ people, telling him not to report for work.

She probably thought he was one of Spenderline's layabout mooching buddies, or maybe she caught Kevin and the poolman ... .

- Prince's wife has filed for divorce. I had no idea Prince was even married. I wonder if it was on the grounds that he wears more makeup than her, and clothes better suited to Icescapades performers?

- In pictures, Scarlett Johansson opens wide for Letterman.

- And last but not least, no post would be complete with out a drunk Hoff incident, so here it is. The latest is that the Hoff's people deny that he was turned away from boarding a BA flight at Heathrow for being too pissed, and say it was because he was sick.

According to MSNBC:

The Sun reported the actor had been told he could not board the flight because he was drunk. Witnesses told the newspaper Hasselhoff appeared to have trouble standing and told staff he was upset about his divorce from Pamela Bach. The divorce was finalized Wednesday in a Los Angeles court. Source

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